Grandma Says..

Observations and views from a different set of eyes

Grannies in Porn

on February 1, 2013

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I was cruising down the internet searching for an appropriate picture to insert in my latest post on aging.  I typed in “Grandma Pics” and was horrified at what my search engine produced.  Why?

Well, I’ll list just a few that popped up:  “Cool Grandma Sex!”  “Hot Free Granny Pictures!  “Granny Porn Pics!”  Are you kidding?  And, these sites went on and on, all offering pictures of somebody’s grandmother doing obscene poses for the camera!  I didn’t open any of these sites, the descriptions of the content were enough to haunt me to my grave.  They make it very clear that these photos are not done in “Playboy Magazine” style, with taste or class.

When did the porn industry run out of young, nubile women to exploit and start enlisting the elderly to promote their sex sites?  Are the woman in these pics porn stars who don’t know when it’s time to quit?  Or, is there really an audience out there for this type of porn?  Lord love a duck, I hope not.

Grandmothers, over the ages, are usually matriarchs of their family and are respected, treasured or considered role models.  The grannies in these pics destroy that image and I have no idea what they are thinking when they pose for porn.  Do they really need that money to supplement their Social Security checks so desperately?  Or, is their fear of aging so overcoming that they resort to the porn industry to feel good about themselves?

Imagine the reading of the will when these Grandmas pass away.  “To my grandson, Robert, I leave my films “Grandma does Dallas, and Behind the Green Door with Granny.”

So, my advice to you is to be very careful of what you type into your search engine when you’re looking for warm, cuddly pictures of Grandmas.  You might be surprised at the results!

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7 responses to “Grannies in Porn

  1. samyforever says:

    Wow, that is scary.. but then it again- the internet is here, and anything people want, they will find!

  2. dhonour says:

    First…eww. Second…”Playboy magazine style”, style, taste and class in the same sentence? Never thought I’d see the day.

    • It’s been many years since I’ve seen a Playboy so I’m only going by memory…but I know they are not quite so graphic as hardcore porn. Years ago, their photos were actually quite classy…not that much showing!

      So, once again, I show my age!

  3. neelkanth says:

    Extremely nice. Well said.

  4. Kevin says:

    Thanks for scarring my forever….

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