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Pizza Prank

on March 4, 2013


April Fool’s Day is just a few weeks away and since it is one of my very favorite days of the year (go figure), I thought I would share some suggestions on jokes you can play on everyday people. If you need to order a pizza for home or the office (make sure your co-workers listen in), try one or two of these when you call to order!

1.  Do not name the toppings you want. Rather, spell them out.

2.  Put an extra edge in your voice when you say “crazy bread.”

3.  Put them on hold.

4.  Ask for the guy who took your order last time.

5.  When they ask what you’d like on your pizza say, “Oh, a little of this, a little of that…”

6.  Say hello, act stunned for five seconds, then behave as if they called you.

7.  If they repeat the order to make sure they have it right, say “OK. That’ll be $10.99; please pull up to the first window.”

8.  Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief.

9.  Say it’s your anniversary and you’d appreciate if the deliverer hid behind some furniture waiting for your spouse to arrive so you can surprise him/her.

10. Terminate the call with, “Remember, we never had this conversation.”

And, one of my favorites of all time…ask if they have Ribs!

Enjoy your pizza!  I’ll be popping in with more suggestions before the big day!

14 responses to “Pizza Prank

  1. LOL and #9 is the’s hard to pick.

  2. mewhoami says:

    My two favorites are #6 and #8. I’m very tempted to do #6.

  3. Basharr says:

    Classic!! =)

  4. Julie Israel says:

    Ahaha! I think number 10 is my favorite 🙂

  5. aj vosse says:

    😉 I sense a naughty streak there somewhere… but then this conversation never took place! 😉

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